Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...