Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...