Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...