Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.