Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...