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What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
I deserve to be married
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15 Ways to be Annoying
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Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...