Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.