Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...