If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...