The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...