The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
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The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
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A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
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What’s up Pussycat!
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Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
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