When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...