Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...