God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...