A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...