Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...