Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...