Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...