The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
The highly-skilled fly
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OLD NEVER DIES 10
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Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...