Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...