How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...