An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...