Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...