Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...