There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
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A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...