Emacs acronyms
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Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...