Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...