How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...