Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!