Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...