They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...