The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...