trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.