Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!