Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….