I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...