Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
President
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Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...