Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....