The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...