What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...