Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...