Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...