A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...