I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...