Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...