Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....