What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...