Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...