Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...