140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...