Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...