An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...